Open any webpage with several images on it, then copy following text in adress line of your browser and press enter:

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i<DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0)

A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha <!-- s:roll: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" title="Rolling Eyes" /><!-- s:roll: -->

Wow, that oozes awesomeness! <!-- s:D --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /><!-- s:D --> Here, try it on this page: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/686/shinyhk7.jpg">http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/686/shinyhk7.jpg</a><!-- m -->

It makes exactly zero sense with one single image on a page... <!-- s:roll: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" title="Rolling Eyes" /><!-- s:roll: -->

That's because Billiboy interprets the JPG as multiple images. <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: -->

I feel like singing my little billyboy song again... <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: -->

Browser froze when I tried it on this page. <!-- s:shock: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /><!-- s:shock: -->

My browser froze when I simply wished to LOAD the page <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: --> Well, after a minute all was fine and I successfully launched that java-script there.

Are you two by any chance using M$ IE?

Firefox 1.0.4 <!-- s:D --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /><!-- s:D -->

Well Mr. 1.0.4, current version is 1.5.0.7 so maybe wake up and smell the new century... <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P -->

Heh! it works with the latest version, it just slows down a bit <!-- s:) --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><!-- s:) -->. So get to the new century! <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P -->. I don't know how you got stuck on that version if Firefox automatically downloads and updates new versions as they are available <!-- s:o --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_surprised.gif" alt=":o" title="Surprised" /><!-- s:o --> .

it's really scary with this page <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.planetgargoyle.com/firebrand/svcchaos/red.html">http://www.planetgargoyle.com/firebrand ... s/red.html</a><!-- m -->

The autoupdate function works only from 1.5.0 upwards, but one has to be a real neanderthal not having realized there have been like a dozen updates since 1.0.4... <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P -->

[quote="CheapAlert":1884zphx]it's really scary with this page <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.planetgargoyle.com/firebrand/svcchaos/red.html">http://www.planetgargoyle.com/firebrand ... s/red.html</a><!-- m --> <!-- s:roll: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" title="Rolling Eyes" /><!-- s:roll: --> Uh-oh... seems u got yourselves nice toy, people.

Haha! It's an interesting find Crimson Wizard <!-- s:D --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /><!-- s:D -->

[quote="RambOrc":2komddcn]The autoupdate function works only from 1.5.0 upwards, but one has to be a real neanderthal not having realized there have been like a dozen updates since 1.0.4... <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P --> For your insult, I'm switching to IE 1.0 <!-- s:evil: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_evil.gif" alt=":evil:" title="Evil or Very Mad" /><!-- s:evil: -->

Wow you must be a real neanderthal if you don't even know there is no IE 1. <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P -->

I thought Neanderthals were ignorant of MODERN technology. <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P -->

PS: Would you mind varifying your source? <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P -->

[quote="The 4th Class":14x1zpfo]I thought Neanderthals were ignorant of MODERN technology. <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P --> Well you ARE. <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P --> <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: --> [quote="The 4th Class":14x1zpfo]PS: Would you mind varifying your source? <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P --> If you mean vErifying <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P -->, as you can see in the article you yourself linked there was no such thing as a public IE 1 or IE 2. <!-- s;) --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" title="Wink" /><!-- s;) -->

for some reason i'm really really fond of the curvy curly background of ie3's toolbar

[quote="RambOrc":3h8haue1][quote="The 4th Class":3h8haue1]PS: Would you mind varifying your source? <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P --> If you mean vErifying <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P -->, as you can see in the article you yourself linked there was no such thing as a public IE 1 or IE 2. <!-- s;) --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" title="Wink" /><!-- s;) --> So, in search of stronger proof to your argument, you pick a typo. <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P -->

Women's thinking process: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.ainmarh.com/women.htm">http://www.ainmarh.com/women.htm</a><!-- m -->

Although that image is really well done, I don't even wanna THINK trying your Java script on THAT page. <!-- s:wink: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_wink.gif" alt=":wink:" title="Wink" /><!-- s:wink: -->

The animation is funny, but saying it's the thought process of women is extremely stupid, biased and without any reasonable ground. Not to mention it's typical man type visualization. <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P -->

[quote="RambOrc":3l43i1of]Well Mr. 1.0.4, current version is 1.5.0.7 so maybe wake up and smell the new century... <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P --> My new laptop has just now had its default broswer switched from IE6 to Firefox 1.5.0.7 (it was actually a tough call between new Firefox version or new Opera version, but I opted for the open-source software <!-- s:D --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /><!-- s:D -->)

Firefox is the most stable, compatible and versatile browser out there today. It is the de facto standard in the literate part of the internet community. Only illiterates and big corporations (which are lead by managers who are even dumber than illiterate morons) use IE these days. Even if you discard the zillion security holes, the missing features etc, it's still a piece of shit as with every round of new Winblows security patches it gets more and more broken. The current IE versions don't work with lots of IE-only websites any more. An increasing number of Java apps are broken too, though they worked with earlier versions of IE/suXPenis.

IT dont work

Huh?

I didn't understand what you meant baratus... <!-- s:?: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_question.gif" alt=":?:" title="Question" /><!-- s:?: -->