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Sat, 23 Sep 2006 09:09:06

Crimson Wizard

Open any webpage with several images on it, then copy following text in adress line of your browser and press enter:
javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i<DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0)
Sat, 23 Sep 2006 14:14:20

The 4th Class

A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha <!-- s:roll: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" title="Rolling Eyes" /><!-- s:roll: -->
Sun, 24 Sep 2006 19:43:00

paganraven

Wow, that oozes awesomeness! <!-- s:D --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /><!-- s:D --> Here, try it on this page: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/686/shinyhk7.jpg">http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/686/shinyhk7.jpg</a><!-- m -->
Sun, 24 Sep 2006 20:19:59

RambOrc

It makes exactly zero sense with one single image on a page... <!-- s:roll: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" title="Rolling Eyes" /><!-- s:roll: -->
Sun, 24 Sep 2006 21:26:34

The 4th Class

That's because Billiboy interprets the JPG as multiple images. <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: -->
Sun, 24 Sep 2006 22:29:43

RambOrc

I feel like singing my little billyboy song again... <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: -->
Mon, 25 Sep 2006 02:23:36

The 4th Class

Browser froze when I tried it on this page. <!-- s:shock: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_eek.gif" alt=":shock:" title="Shocked" /><!-- s:shock: -->
Mon, 25 Sep 2006 07:51:55

Crimson Wizard

My browser froze when I simply wished to LOAD the page <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: --> Well, after a minute all was fine and I successfully launched that java-script there.
Mon, 25 Sep 2006 11:41:08

RambOrc

Are you two by any chance using M$ IE?
Mon, 25 Sep 2006 12:46:00

The 4th Class

Firefox 1.0.4 <!-- s:D --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /><!-- s:D -->
Mon, 25 Sep 2006 13:59:39

RambOrc

Well Mr. 1.0.4, current version is 1.5.0.7 so maybe wake up and smell the new century... <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P -->
Mon, 25 Sep 2006 14:23:47

Firebrand

Heh! it works with the latest version, it just slows down a bit <!-- s:) --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" title="Smile" /><!-- s:) -->. So get to the new century! <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P -->. I don't know how you got stuck on that version if Firefox automatically downloads and updates new versions as they are available <!-- s:o --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_surprised.gif" alt=":o" title="Surprised" /><!-- s:o --> .
Mon, 25 Sep 2006 15:43:39

leilei

it's really scary with this page <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.planetgargoyle.com/firebrand/svcchaos/red.html">http://www.planetgargoyle.com/firebrand ... s/red.html</a><!-- m -->
Mon, 25 Sep 2006 17:29:38

RambOrc

The autoupdate function works only from 1.5.0 upwards, but one has to be a real neanderthal not having realized there have been like a dozen updates since 1.0.4... <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P -->
Mon, 25 Sep 2006 18:12:17

Crimson Wizard

[quote="CheapAlert":1884zphx]it's really scary with this page <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.planetgargoyle.com/firebrand/svcchaos/red.html">http://www.planetgargoyle.com/firebrand ... s/red.html</a><!-- m --> <!-- s:roll: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_rolleyes.gif" alt=":roll:" title="Rolling Eyes" /><!-- s:roll: --> Uh-oh... seems u got yourselves nice toy, people.
Mon, 25 Sep 2006 18:13:28

Firebrand

Haha! It's an interesting find Crimson Wizard <!-- s:D --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /><!-- s:D -->
Mon, 25 Sep 2006 19:36:48

The 4th Class

[quote="RambOrc":2komddcn]The autoupdate function works only from 1.5.0 upwards, but one has to be a real neanderthal not having realized there have been like a dozen updates since 1.0.4... <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P --> For your insult, I'm switching to IE 1.0 <!-- s:evil: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_evil.gif" alt=":evil:" title="Evil or Very Mad" /><!-- s:evil: -->
Mon, 25 Sep 2006 21:00:26

RambOrc

Wow you must be a real neanderthal if you don't even know there is no IE 1. <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P -->
Mon, 25 Sep 2006 22:33:47

The 4th Class

I thought Neanderthals were ignorant of MODERN technology. <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P -->
Tue, 26 Sep 2006 02:46:03

The 4th Class

PS: Would you mind varifying your source? <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P -->
Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:04:56

RambOrc

[quote="The 4th Class":14x1zpfo]I thought Neanderthals were ignorant of MODERN technology. <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P --> Well you ARE. <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P --> <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: --> [quote="The 4th Class":14x1zpfo]PS: Would you mind varifying your source? <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P --> If you mean vErifying <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P -->, as you can see in the article you yourself linked there was no such thing as a public IE 1 or IE 2. <!-- s;) --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" title="Wink" /><!-- s;) -->
Tue, 26 Sep 2006 15:30:05

leilei

for some reason i'm really really fond of the curvy curly background of ie3's toolbar
Tue, 26 Sep 2006 19:08:44

The 4th Class

[quote="RambOrc":3h8haue1][quote="The 4th Class":3h8haue1]PS: Would you mind varifying your source? <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P --> If you mean vErifying <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P -->, as you can see in the article you yourself linked there was no such thing as a public IE 1 or IE 2. <!-- s;) --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" title="Wink" /><!-- s;) --> So, in search of stronger proof to your argument, you pick a typo. <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P -->
Thu, 28 Sep 2006 08:44:07

Crimson Wizard

Women's thinking process: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.ainmarh.com/women.htm">http://www.ainmarh.com/women.htm</a><!-- m -->
Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:02:13

The 4th Class

Although that image is really well done, I don't even wanna THINK trying your Java script on THAT page. <!-- s:wink: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_wink.gif" alt=":wink:" title="Wink" /><!-- s:wink: -->
Thu, 28 Sep 2006 12:00:06

RambOrc

The animation is funny, but saying it's the thought process of women is extremely stupid, biased and without any reasonable ground. Not to mention it's typical man type visualization. <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P -->
Mon, 09 Oct 2006 02:28:09

The 4th Class

[quote="RambOrc":3l43i1of]Well Mr. 1.0.4, current version is 1.5.0.7 so maybe wake up and smell the new century... <!-- s:P --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" /><!-- s:P --> My new laptop has just now had its default broswer switched from IE6 to Firefox 1.5.0.7 (it was actually a tough call between new Firefox version or new Opera version, but I opted for the open-source software <!-- s:D --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" title="Very Happy" /><!-- s:D -->)
Mon, 09 Oct 2006 17:05:36

RambOrc

Firefox is the most stable, compatible and versatile browser out there today. It is the de facto standard in the literate part of the internet community. Only illiterates and big corporations (which are lead by managers who are even dumber than illiterate morons) use IE these days. Even if you discard the zillion security holes, the missing features etc, it's still a piece of shit as with every round of new Winblows security patches it gets more and more broken. The current IE versions don't work with lots of IE-only websites any more. An increasing number of Java apps are broken too, though they worked with earlier versions of IE/suXPenis.
Sat, 15 Dec 2007 01:31:43

baratus

IT dont work
Sat, 15 Dec 2007 12:14:47

RambOrc

Huh?
Sat, 15 Dec 2007 16:41:20

Firebrand

I didn't understand what you meant baratus... <!-- s:?: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_question.gif" alt=":?:" title="Question" /><!-- s:?: -->

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