Post here for all Off Topic things from cooking recipes (J.P) [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] to spamming constantly to it's 100 page mark (Billy Boy) [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] to trying to overtake my threads purpose (All of you) [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] . Have Fun. Lemme start this going here. Who likes Kiwis? And Billy Boy, do you still want that 1 vs 1 tonight with me? [img]images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img] And everyone install Quake2 so we can have a Hexen forum fragfest. [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

Come on boys. Start your OFF TOPIC posting in THIS thread.. I don't mind if it's all about mud, pudding or girls, as long as it goes in the OFF TOPIC thread.. (Here) [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

Regarding Korax Mod multiplayer, it might work if someone merges the KMOD 2.2 source code (going to be released in 2 weeks or so from now) and the latest jHexen 1.x source code.

Mage, I?ve purchase Gamespy3D and did install it this afternoon, so I?m ready for Quake 2 in Gamespy...So,lets get on with the killing! RambOrc, I just finished install UT-GOTY, so I?m ready for you too... Whenever any of you feels like it, I?m waiting...

Let's get started.. If you need a good meal that can be made quick.. the solution is the Quick Chicken ! Ready in 35 minutes ! Ingredients : 4 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves 4 ounces Dijon mustard 1/4 cup teriyaki sauce 1/4 cup bacon bits 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese Directions : 1 Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C). 2 Place chicken in a 9x13 inch baking dish. Slather mustard evenly over chicken, then pour teriyaki sauce evenly over all. Sprinkle with bacon bits, then cover with cheese. 3 Bake at 400 degrees F (200 degrees C) for 30 minutes. This Recipe has been given a 4 stars out of 5 stars rating by me. Some will prefer the peanut chicken but I tell ya, this is much better! [ May 03, 2002: Message edited by: Nosferax ]</p>

BTW, Quake 2 is gay !!! Unreal tournament all the way !

Yaay! Now we're rolling for the off topic thread. Me love you guys... [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] J.P.:I will install GaySpy in about 2 hours. (when I get on) Nosferax: I'd play you in UT/GOTY edition if I had it. But all I got for shooters is Q2, Q3, AvP2, Duke Nukem, Hexen and that's it I think.... [img]images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]

Oh Nosferax: Get to the Kitchen Woman!!!! And make me some *pie* cuz I wanna eat something good before I mess you up in UT. [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

Humm,sounds delicious...I?m already starving! And my wife is such a awful cook... But I got problem, Nosferax, I know yaks are those buffalos/bulls they got in China and Tibet, but sincerely "teriyaki" beats me...??? What the hell is that? I need to know, Nosfy Boy, got to go cook my dinner and pick a sauce for your new recipe... [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Nosferax: <strong>If you need a good meal that can be made quick.. the solution is the Quick Chicken ! Ready in 35 minutes !</strong><hr></blockquote> 35 minutes? That's quick for you??? Come on, I've got something WAY faster: - get a jacket and the car keys (1/2 minute) - get down to the car (1/2 minute) - drive to the next McDonald's McDrive (2 minutes) - wait in the line (2 minutes) - give up your order, then repeat it 3x becuz they obviously don't use anything als than morons for workforce (4 1/2 minutes) - wait for your "instant delivery" (2 minutes) - send it back becuz half of it is something else than what you ordered (1/2 minute) - wait again (1 minute) - get something that's so close to your original order that you don't bother to say anything any more, then drive away (1/2 minute) - drive to the next parking slot (1 minute) - pack out the stuff and wolf it down (2 minutes) - drive home, then get out of the jacket and sit back before the PC (1 1/2 minutes) Total time: 18 minutes. Now THAT's what I call quick (if not good). [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] p.s. before anyone thinks anything queer about me, let me state that I'm neither American, nor do I have a car, and the main reason I go to McDonald's now and again is becuz they're the only non-smoking restaurant in the vicinity of where I work. [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Dark Mage: <strong>Oh Nosferax: Get to the Kitchen Woman!!!! And make me some *pie* cuz I wanna eat something good before I mess you up in UT.</strong><hr></blockquote> Uhm, I wouldn't use the words "woman", "pie" and "eating" in one sentence, as there might be some misunderstanding as to the focus of these forums and Google might index us under the wrong category. [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] As for online gaming, if not everybody has UT, what about Q3? Does everyone have it?

CATS HAVE HEADS [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guys...Guys...Can we play Tomb Raider? Can we? It can?t be that bad...I just received the DVD and spend all afternoon in my home theater staring at that...****...I think I?m in love...Oh man that...beautiful, hummm moves!!!! The legs, the jumps, everything in her is "jolie", even the way she handle that gray things she uses to kill the bad guys...you know those she carries in her hips...Oh her hips... ... Teenage love is a beautiful thing, and I feel like one... Now can we play Tomb Raider? [img]images/smiles/icon_cool.gif[/img] [ May 04, 2002: Message edited by: J.P. ]</p>

Man, you're easy to satisfy... even if you don't take into consideration that it's just a low-res polygon model, she's still ugly and not sexy at all. Lara Croft is just a stereotype of what machos like... [img]images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img]

No man,noooooooo... its the Movie and that actresss, something Jolie, that I?m talking about, NOT the games...never played them... [img]images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]

The Games and the Movie R Both STUPID [img]images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img] !

Dunno about the games, and I don?t care about the movie...all I really want is that actress...Jesus, she?s HOT, "The hotest legs in the shortest pants..." I really can?t remember the story, nor does it matters much...

So thaaaaaaaaat's who you are IN LOVE with J.P. LoL... ahhh. Now I see. hehe [img]images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] She is nice.. I agree.

100 [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] !

No idea what you mean?

As a matter of fact, I would enjoy a battle with you. I don't care all that much about the lag as long as I can get these Urges out of my system and put you down so you won't talk so big anymore just because you wrecked up another Novice fighter (Sorry, JP [img]images/smiles/icon_sad.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] ). The lag doesn't occur for the host, right? Knowing you have an advantage will make my victory even sweeter [img]images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img] I have Quake2, but I don't really care for it as much as Hexen. Never could get LAN to work. Quake3 is nice, though. Plus it accesses directly to the internet, rather than that IP Garbage.

Well, it's 3:30 am Saturday and I'm still up, I don't know what to do. I should get some rest but I can't sleep now. My bro's in the kitchen with his buds andd he ain't tired so I can't sleep. What a tragedy for me.. *sigh*.../Yawns.. I did notice that my cable downloads at 125k pers sec at 3 am as oposed to 80kps usually . [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] hmm. Who wants a game of something?

Good Heavens Dark Mage...FIVE hours in a row, without beer...I went to bed crawling on my knees... I?m an old man, who likes to spend his evenings sitting by the fire, smoking his pipe,drinking his tea, with his children around him...telling fairy tales in the world of Hexen... I?m NOT a BLOOD thirsty mercenary... Now I got an hangover the side of a house... I?m going to Drunk Gamers see if they can help poor old me... [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]

You guys are weird. I don't talk about Hexen to anyone who doesn't know because they're simpletons and I'd have to dumb it down for about an hour. I'm a lone cleric satisfied only for the sport of the challenge. Although I do often get lonely, so I hunt down my cousin in Hexen as well [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]

Billy what the hell are you talking about? It seems to me that you?re becoming the most weird of all... We hardly understand your posts now... What?s happening to you? [img]images/smiles/icon_sad.gif[/img]

Hummmmmmmmmm.. Anyone got warcraft2 bnet and feel like getting raped here ?

Warcraft 2 is STUPID! Seriously, i've seen other people play it and it's the most boring peice of **** in the Cosmos. Sure, I like strategy and tactic, but I need a lot more INTERACTION than that.

That pokemon internet adapter should be coming out this summer, who wants a Battle?

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Nosferax: <strong>Anyone got warcraft2 bnet and feel like getting raped here ?</strong><hr></blockquote> I've the original DOS version, can it be patched for Battlenet? <blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Billy the Stupid Kid: <strong>Warcraft 2 is STUPID! Seriously, i've seen other people play it (...) Sure, I like strategy and tactic, but I need a lot more INTERACTION than that.</strong><hr></blockquote> Billy, these last days you went from naive to abusive and I'm not sure I like the change. [img]images/smiles/icon_sad.gif[/img] You mean you've SEEN other people DO something and now you know how it'd be to do it yourself? BTW when Warcraft II came out, it had a lot of groundbreaking features. It was part of the early wave of real time strategy games and featured a lot more units and special effects than other games of the genre at that time. And its prequel, Warcraft, was one of the very first real time strategy games ever. Just becuz you get to see something half a decade later then it came out, and it became history in the meantime, it doesn't mean it was history the day it came out. I don't want to flame you or anything, but with you've a lot of prejudices for someone with your ignorance... [img]images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]

Billy. I'd like to tell you in my opinion, warcraft II is still the best strategy game out there. ITS FUCKIGN GREAT. So if you talk mad shit against warcraftII again, I'll be forced to kill you. Thanks. Ramborc, warcraft II b.net is an update blizzard made. It's the same game with some new features including battle.net support. It cost around 30$ I think.. I can't wait for warcraft III !!! OMFG , It's going to be the shit.

What is a poquemon internet adapter? Biily,you?re starting to scare me good... [img]images/smiles/icon_sad.gif[/img]

In Japan there's an adapter for game boys so you can battle pokemon with other people online. They're planning on releasing it in America sometime this summer or early fall. If I can't Have Hexen DMatches online, at least I'll have pokemon. It's not Scary, it is the absolute opposite.

CATS HAVE HEADS! 100 [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] !

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr> So if you talk mad shit against warcraftII again, I'll be forced to kill you. Thanks. <hr></blockquote> You'll Have to get through my Pokemon First! <ul type="square">Ampharos Lv.100 Thunderbolt Thunder Flash Light Screen Blissey Lv. 100 Metronome Minimize Softboiled Ice beam Golem Lv. 100 Rock Slide earthquake Explosion Protect Slowbro Lv. 100 Psychic Surf Curse Amnesia Ninetales Lv. 100 FireBlast Flamethrower ConfuseRay safeguard Gengar Lv.100 DreamEater Hypnosis NightShade ConfuseRay[/list] I'd list their stats too But it'd Take too long. Pokemon's a battle Of Brain and Brawn (More Brain, though). Who's Looking forward to the Pokemon internet adapter this summer?

Billy you scare me already.

I've discovered a very cool game - Serious Sam. A game that makes a serious competition to Doom. Maybe even RambOrc will like it.

Strange, my brother just mentioned this game half an hour ago. I've seen the demo in 2000 or so (when it was new), and what I didn't like that everything I saw I already saw somewhere else. The only thing I saw in the first 2 maps I didn't see anywhere else before were those charging bull-men which I found cool... but in the meantime I have played Hexen II Portal of Praevus and now there is nothing in the Serious Sam demo that would be original in any way. But hey, I'll try it anyway one of these days... [img]images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img] I started playing RTCW a couple of weeks ago and I found the first 14 maps pretty cool, but afterwards it became boring rapidly. The mission where you have to start an airplane is just a straight Half-Life copy, and the only cool map since then was the one with the tank you had to protect. Anyway, I found out today what my main prob is with RTCW, it's not a real first person shooter... the gameplay is too realistic, you have to sneak around all the time, you can't just charge into the heat of the battle, rambo style, and kill everyone at point-blank range with a mighty blow. While it was more of a feature of old sprite-based 3D games from the DOOM era, it's not something that wouldn't exist any more, UT still has this feature and hopefully UT2 will have it as well. And I don't really think the problem was that I'm too lame for an FPS, I mean I've beaten pure first person shooters like Heretic and Unreal on the hardest difficulty setting. So, was this posting off-topic enough? [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]

Are you talking of the First Encounter or the Second, Janis? Not that it matter much...Serious Sam the Second Encounter is just a little more "rafin?e" than the first...both use a very interesting graphic engine totally new, in openGL. Gameplay concerning they are both incredible in SP and MP(the coop mode is a blast...). I think I never saw so much enemies in one single map as in this game...not even in Doom. CroTeam work in this game is absolutely astonishing, and they created it from scratch, the only visible influence here seems to be only Doom. The story sucks, but it really does?nt matter much...it is only a fragging feast. [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]

In computer games magasine I found demo of Second encounter, and it was cool. So i went to order it and luckily found both parts and I'm playing forst part right now.

Did you catch the bull? Man, you got to love that werebull, it is something else... We could play it together if you got both parts, let me know when you start the second one... OTOH, I could install the first one too. The coop mode is really fun...Never tried deathmatch though. I dont think RambOrc will run along...he can?t stay away of his beloved Heretic... [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

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I dont think RambOrc will run along...he can?t stay away of his beloved Heretic

I know how that is. My devotion to Hexen surpasses any other (except maybe my pokemon. Lets say they're tied [img]images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img] ). Now I'm incredibly more picky about the games I play, and all I wanna do is construct wads for Hexen and then test myself on my own levels. I just got finished with a wad I've been making for fun, and it's insane! I can't play it on JHexen because of the lag from all the tids that eventually pop up [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img] I'd like to see anyone be able to overcome my monsterous creation on level 5 skill (even I havn't been able to do it yet, since I've only tried it on Jhexen. You even get a little lag on normal hexen!).

You mean kamikadze on a bull? That was really cool. As of coop - sory, but I don't have Internet access on my working computer, and this computer with Internet doesn't have a 3D card. [img]images/smiles/icon_sad.gif[/img]

OK, forget it... Now if you try Second Encounter in hard dificulty settings you?re gonna get an evil time...it is amazing, how could they get so many NPC in just one map...it is insane! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] I still think RambOrc would love this game, if he only gave it a look, it is the kind of game he is always talking about... [img]images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img]

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Now if you try Second Encounter in hard dificulty settings you?re gonna get an evil time...it is amazing, how could they get so many NPC in just one map...it is insane! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

Serious Engine is using a feature called "Level Of Detail". That means that models in distance have special versions with less triangles. <blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote

I still think RambOrc would love this game, if he only gave it a look, it is the kind of game he is always talking about... [img]images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img]

I also think so. [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

"Level of Detail"...? Never heard of it, but if you say so Janis, it?s a fact. Do you knew the graphic engine before? It is quite versatile, is?nt it? Both games are full of "eye candies", but the second is much better...the most incredible thing is that it works great on less powerful machines too, without loosing much quality... Those guys are good... There is another great game from an Ukranian guy, which has this awesome graphic engine(built by himself, too...), known first as Venom and now as Codename : Outbrake, which never had the attention it deserved... I?ve been playing it for a while now, and everytime I get more admired at that excellent work... [ May 09, 2002: Message edited by: J.P. ] [ May 10, 2002: Message edited by: J.P. ]</p>

OK, OK, I've downloaded both the 1st and 2nd Serious Sam demo, I might even install it next week or so... [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]

Can you play online with the demo and us with the full version? Don?t think so... Shit, man...I will never be able to look you in the eyes...it?s frustrating... For four months I?ve been fighting you with words and stuff(some pics here and there...)...It would be very nice to have some variation in this struggle...Don?t you think? [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]

As already said, old DOS games with IPX/SPX support (like DOOM, Heretic and Hexen) can be played over MSN Zone... why I don't even know where MSN Zone is, I know someone who could give me all the info needed, so it shouldn't be impossible to play a Heretic deathmatch with any one of you. Still ready to do battle, JP? [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]

Of course, what the hell is MSN zone? Beats me...

We tried RTCW multiplayer with my brother a week or so ago, but never saw the point. No deathmatch, no bots, no ammo, just an empty map and we 2. Where's the fun? [img]images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]

Staring contest maybe?

I'm good at staring. I'll probably be voted most likely to have cat's eyes [img]images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img] Although sometimes it kinda creeps people out...

LOL, I did something better... we couldn't find each other for minutes so I shouted over to his room (in real life) that we should meet at the gate of the castle. There was a little house across, I went there into hiding, waiting for him to show up, which he did. I took aim and nailed him with my Thompson. By the time he realized what I was doing and started to shoot back, it was too late. I guess this was my first, last and only frag in RTCW multiplayer ever... [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]

Your bro must be pretty naive. That's the oldest trick in the book (My cousin always uses it on me [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] ).

I found it...I found out what MSN Zone is, I even found an old registration of mine there, from November 1999...go figure it! RambOrc was?nt even born at that time...eheheh Never used though. But there is no Heretic at all, anywhere in sight. Why dont we try Castle Wolfenstein?I will open a server for you, and we could chat a while, no? [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]

Maybe we could play chess RambOrc...what do ya say? There is this pretty nice map with lots of snow and a windy cold weather (called Ice...) with some nice shacks, cozy and warm, with a fireplace and stuff, where we could go chat and play a game of chess...(avec la neige bruillant dehors...) Is?nt it romantic, boss? And appealling too... [img]images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img]