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The train of Communism was rolling down the track one day, until the engine spluttered and died. Almost immediately Comrade Stalin woke up. "Shoot the driver!" he suggested. "Rehabilitate the driver!" Comrade Khruschev argued. Then Comrade Brezhnev sat back in his seat and said, "Let's just close our eyes and rock the train back and forth. Then no one will know that it stopped." Finally Comrade Gorbachev jumped up and shouted, "You people got it all wrong! What we all gotta do it run out of the train and shout together - 'The train isn't working! The train isn't working!'"<!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing" /><!-- s:lol: -->
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The last four ex-U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they whirled to Oz. They finally make it to the Emerald City and stand before the Great Wizard. "WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?" Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:" I've come for some courage." "NO PROBLEM!" says the Wizard. "WHO IS NEXT?" Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well........., I.......I think I need a brain." "DONE" says the Wizard. "WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ?" Up stepped George Bush sadly, "I'm told by the American people that I need a heart." "I'VE HEARD IT'S TRUE!" says the Wizard. "CONSIDER IT DONE." There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "Is Dorothy here?"
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